Favorite Code Geass Quotes

"False tears can only hurt others. False smiles can only hurt yourself."

"The world won't change with pretty words alone."

"I being powerless is terribly wrong, then does having power make you right?"

"What do you do when there is an evil you cannot defeat by just means? Do you stain your hands with evil to destroy evil, or do you remain steadfastly just and rightous, even if it means surrendering to evil?"
                "In either case, evil remains."

"The only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed."

"If the king doesn't lead, then how can he expect his subordinates to follow?"

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*I claim no credit for anything.

Understood

My first language is lying
My second is hate
My third is passion
And days of belate.

I hear the smoke
I hear the wind
I hear the forgotten songs
Sung by a twin.

Voice to fro
Far and far
Back and forth
The thought is gone.

To hell, they fly
Rising above
Notes of the angels
Delivered to none.

My first language is lying
My second is hate
My third is passion
And days of belate.

Quoting Jace (Mortal Instruments)

“I was hoping they'd put up flyers like they do for lost cats," he said, "Missing, one stunningly attractive teenage boy. Answers to 'Jace' or 'Hot Stuff.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Lost Souls

“Don't order any of the faerie food," said Jace, looking at her over the top of his menu. "It tends to make humans a little crazy. One minute you're munching a faerie plum, the next minute you're running naked down Madison Avenue with antlers on your head. Not," he added hastily, "that this has ever happened to me.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

“Is standing by the window muttering about blood something he does all the time?" asked Simon.
"No," Jace said. "Sometimes he sits on the couch and does it.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

“Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in y.”
― Cassandra Clare

“It wouldn't be my move," Jace agreed. "First the candy and flowers, then the apology letters, then the ravenous demon hordes. In that order.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

“It's not gray," Clary felt compelled to point out. "It's green."
"If there was such a thing as terminal literalism, you'd have died in childhood," said Jace.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

“If you ever meet the man who could take advantage of Isabelle, you’ll have to let me know. I’d like to shake his hand. Or run away from him very fast, I’m not sure which.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Glass

“It's so dark,' she said lamely.

'You want me to hold your hand?'

Clary put both her hands behind her back like a small child.

'Don't talk down to me. '

'Well, I could hardly talk up to you. You're too short.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

“Well, I'd certainly hate to interrupt your pleasant night stroll with my sudden death."

He blinked. "There is a fine line between sarcasm and outright hostility, and you seem to have crossed it. What's up?”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

“The [coat] rack above his head like a javelin.
On the other side of the door was Jace. He blinked. "Is that a coatrack?"
Jordan slammed the coatrack down on the ground and sighed. "If you'd been a vampire, this would have been a lot more useful."
"Yes," said Jace. "Or, you know, just someone with a lot of coats.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Fallen Angels

“Clary wasn't sure what she'd expected-exclamations of delight, perhaps a smattering of applause. Instead there was silence, broken only when Jace said, "Somehow, I thought it would be bigger."

Clary looked at the Cup in her hand. It was the size, perhaps, of an ordinary wineglass, only much heavier. Power thrummed through it, like blood through living veins. "It's a perfectly nice size," she said indignantly.

"Oh, it's big enough," he said patronizingly, "but somehow I was expecting something… you know." He gestured with his hands, indicating something roughly the size of a house cat.

"It's the Mortal Cup, Jace, not the Mortal Toilet Bowl," said Isabelle.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

“Oh, come on, Jace," Clary said. "You can't wait for perfect behavior from everyone. Adults screw up too. Go back to the Institute and talk to her rationally. Be a man."
"I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead."
"Well," said Luke, "you're doing a fantastic job.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

“I will have you know I practiced that speech. In front of a mirror before you got here."
"So what do you think it meant?"
"I'm not sure" Jace admitted, "but I know I look damn good delivering it.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Lost Souls

“I am with you. I'm not going anywhere."

"Is there anything special you want to see? Paris? Budapest? The Leaning Tower of Pisa?"

Only if it falls on Sebastian's head, she thought. "Can we travel to Idris? I mean, I guess, can the apartment travel there?"

"It can't get past the wards." His hand traced a path down her cheek. "You know,I really missed you."

"You mean you haven't been going on romantic dates with Sebastian while you've been away from me?"

"I tried", Jace said, "but no matter how liquored up you get him , he just won't put out.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Lost Souls

“The Inquisitor stared at him as if he were a talking cockroach. "Do you know about the cuckoo bird, Jonathan Morgenstern?"

Jace wondered if perhaps being the Inquisitor—it couldn't be a pleasant job—had left Imogen Herondale a little unhinged.

"The cuckoo bird," she said. "You see, cuckoos are parasites. They lay their eggs in other birds' nests. When the egg hatches, the baby cuckoo pushes the other baby birds out of the nest. The poor parent birds work themselves to death trying to find enough food to feed the enormous cuckoo child who has murdered their babies and taken their places."
"Enormous?" said Jace. "Did you just call me fat?"
"It was an analogy."
"I am not fat.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes


“This is bad," said Jace.
"You said that before."
"It seemed worth repeating."
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones


“It means 'Shadowhunters: looking better in black than the widows of our enemies since 1234”
― Cassandra Clare

I also speak Russian and Italian. And some Romanian," Sebastian said with a modest smile. "I could teach you some phrases-"

   "Romanian? That's impressive," said Jace. "Not many people speak it."

   "Do you?" Sebastian asked with interest.

   "Not really," Jace said with a smile so disarming Simon knew he was lying. "My Romanian is pretty much limited to useful phrases like, 'Are these snakes poisonous?' and 'But you look much too young to be a police officer."
― Cassandra Clare, City of Glass

“And I remind you of your mother now? I have got to look into a manlier cologne.”
― Cassandra Clare

“Investigation?" Isabelle laughed. "Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have code names."
"Good idea," said Jace. "I shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

Quoting Simon (Mortal Instruments)

“Jordan doesn't really care about the blood," Simon said now. "His whole thing is about me being comfortable with what I am. Get in touch with your inner vampire, blah, blah."
Clary slid in next to him onto the bed and hugged a pillow. "Is your inner vampire different from your...outer vampire?"
"Definitely. He wants me to wear midriff-baring shirts and a fedora. I'm fighting it."
Clary smiled faintly. "So your inner vampire is Magnus?”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Lost Souls

“Simon rolled his eyes. “It’s a good thing we know the person who’s dating Magnus Bane,” he said. “Otherwise, I get the feeling we’d all just lie around all the time wondering what the hell to do next. Or trying to raise the money to hire him by selling lemonade or something.”
Alec looked merely irritated by this comment. “The only way you could raise enough money to hire Magnus by selling lemonade is if you put meth in it.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Lost Souls

“What's that you're holding?" he asked, noticing the pamphlet, still rolled up in her left hand.

"Oh, this?" She held it up. "How to Come Out to Your Parents."

He widened his eyes. "Something you want to tell me?"

"It's not for me. It's for you." She handed it to him.

"I don't have to come out to my mother," said Simon. "She already thinks I'm gay because I'm not interested in sports and I haven't had a serious girlfriend yet. Not that she knows of, anyway."

"But you have to come out as a vampire," Clary pointed out. "Luke thought you could, you know, use one of the suggested speeches in the pamphlet, except use the word 'undead' instead of--"

"I get it, I get it." Simon spread the pamphlet open. "Here, I'll practice on you." He cleared his throat. "Mom. I have something to tell you. I'm undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I'm here to tell you that the undead are just like you and me." Simon paused. "Well, okay. Possibly more like me than you."

"SIMON."

"All right, all right." He went on. "The first thing you need to understand is that I'm the same person I always was. Being undead isn't the most important thing about me. It's just part of who I am. The second thing you should know is that it isn't a choice. I was born this way." Simon squinted at her over the pamphlet. "Sorry, reborn this way.”
― Cassandra Clare

“No, you don’t need to help me. But if you don’t, there’s nothing stopping me from calling you up again and again, now that I know you can’t kill me. Think of it as me leaning against your Heavenly doorbell… forever.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Lost Souls

“Basia conquum," Simon said. "Or whatever their motto is."
"It's 'Descensus Averno facilis est.' 'The descent into hell is easy,'" said Alec. "You just said 'Kiss the cook.'"
"Dammit," said Simon. "I knew Jace was screwing with me.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Lost Souls

“Patience, grasshopper," said Maia. "Good things come to those who wait."
"I always thought that was 'Good things come to those who do the wave,'" said Simon. "No wonder I've been so confused all my life.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Glass

“I guess it’s true what they say," observed Jace. "There are no straight men in the trenches."
"That’s atheists, jackass," said Simon furiously. "There are no atheists in the trenches.”
― Cassandra Clare

“The thing about the Mirror is that no one knows where it is. In fact, no one knows what it is.”
"It’s a mirror,” Simon said. “You know – reflective, glass. I’m just assuming.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Glass

Graceling

More Stuff

I cry for you, but all you see is yourself withing my tears.

I'm Not Perfect

I'm not alwats pretty
I'm not always kind
I'm not always flirty
Charming and fine.

When you look at me
Then all I will see
Is the girl inside
I want to be.

If I begin to change
Then you'll hold me back
You'll whisper to me
There's nothing you lack.

You're beautiful
Inside and out
Don't change for the world
Don't look back

Just you and me
Is all I can see
You standing there
Perfectly.

Despite Me

Despite my appearance
Despite my pain
Despite my awkwardness
And lacking of brain

You see my eyes
My heart, my soul
My truth

Despite everything else
I'll always have you.

Another Quote

"Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Sugar is sweet.
And so are you.

But the roses are wilted.
The violets are dead.
The sugar bowl's empty.
And so is your head."

10 Things in Golf that Sound Dirty

"10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty:

1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again."

(I just HAD to post this.)

"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."

"You're not going crazy. You're going sane in a crazy world!"

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"I don't have an aggression problem. I have a problem that most people are idiots and they need to be dealt with violently."

"I was born lost and took no pleasure in being found."

"What's the point of living, if everyday you feel like dying?"

"Insanity is a symptom for imagination."

"The girl who seemed unbreakable, broke. The girl who always laughed, cried. The girl that never stopped trying, finally gave up. She dropped her fake smile as a tear rolled down her cheek and she whispered to herself, 'I can't do this anymore."

"Most fairy tales turn out to be nightmares."

"Even angels have their wicked schemes."

"So just pull the trigger."

"She plays her music loud because she wants to tune out reality."

"Life is like an hourglass.... eventually everything hits the bottom and all you have to do is wait until someone comes along and turns it around."

"The best thing about a picture is that it never changes, even when the people in it do."

New Flight

So much potential, so little time
When you look at the clock
You'll think of this rhyme.
As the hands keep ticking
Your heart goes to rest
And the world keeps spinning
Like forever is best.
The darkening light is all you can see
But sooner or later
Nothing will be.
As the hands keep ticking
On the never-ending clock
The feathers will fall
As you continue to walk.
With a new light
Your eyes will gleam
As your final flight goes
On the wings of an angel.

Funny Naruto Comics

Funny Naruto Comics from the Internet

I claim no credit over anything.

Facebook Pictures

Some funny pics I found on Facebook. No offense intended. I take no credit.

Stuff #2

"If Sasuke thinks he's above God, then Itachi knows he's above Sasuke."

The Fall

When do you fly,
when you know there's no sky?

When do you swim,
when you know only to lie?

The world lacks the moon,
As time forgets noon.

While the rain falls together,
and lands in the Nevers too soon.

Forget

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Dear Alice, rejoice!
You've lost what you knew.

The time, how tardy
The streets are lined.
We're waiting for you
And your lovely little mind.

Come join us!
We saved you a seat.
The tea is still warm
And there's cookies for treats.

Let's talk and gossip
About all around.
We'll never get tired
Of anything you've found.

Tell us all
Of the world you enjoy
The secrets uncovered
And lives you've destroyed.

Speak to us
Fill our ears.
We'll listen and listen
Our faces, but mirrors.

Stay with us
We'll take care of you.
Smile and laugh
And forget what you knew.

Over The Edge

(To be spoken or read with a "bouncy" children's story tune to it.)

Over the edge and under the bridge

Off to where we go.

We'll follow the pathway through the woods

Down the hills we'll roll.

Into the cave within the sea

We'll surface now and then to breathe.

And when we surface

We'll float there and lie

Wondering when we'll die.


To the sky

We'll look to see

The clouds above us taking leave

Flying away they go.

And toward the land

They'll float away.

Taking with them

Lights of day.

Leaving us to wonder there

When are we going to die.


And with the sun

Enters the moon

Taking up our sky.

We'll laugh and point

When they fall.

The little things

Not so small.

Taken with

The ocean's call.

Leaving us to fall and wait

For the day's daylight break.

Forcing us to wonder now

When are we going to die.


And then we're answered

By the waves.

Taken and taken

Like by weights.

Down we'll fall

Together and all.

We'll see you next time

Answer the call.

Together again

To wait and see

What your answer

There will be.

To wonder which

You should go.

Now you're gonna die.

Sad Quotes

"It sucks to be alone, even when there are people all around you."

"Behind my smile is everything you'll never understand."

"I don't know if I'm getting better, or just getting used to the pain."
...
"Behind my smile is a hurting heart.
Behind my laugh, I'm falling apart.
Look closely at me and you will see,
the girl I am.... isn't me."

"Don't say you know me, when I don't even know myself."

"A golden heart stopped beating, working hands went to rest.
He broke many hearts to prove to us, he only takes the best."

"When I do something great, no one ever seems to remember, but when I do something wrong, no one can ever seem to forget."

"Have you ever lived my life? Have you ever spent one minute in my shoes?
If you haven't, then tell me why you judge me like you do."

"Every morning you get up and put on a fake smile..... but what if one morning you didn't? Would anyone notice?"

I don't believe in love. I only believe in things that exist.

"The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it."

"The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy."

"Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy."

Behind Tired Eyes

Behind tired eyes,
Lives a world of the unseen.
With lands and creatures,
That here, could not be.

Worlds of Forgotten,
Dimensions of Free.
A land of Tired,
That cannot be seen.

Drifting away,
They float all together.
Within the mind's eye,
You'll see them forever.

The places of Forgotten,
The realms of the Lasting.
Never leave you, now,
Not even when passing.

Birthday

As of last Monday, January 23, I turned one year older. Yay me!
One small step toward death. One giant leap toward taxes. I can't wait. T_T

Stuff #1

I hate dreaming about a better reality, but still knowing that it's just a dream.

"True friends stab you in the front."

"I'm going to smile, and make you think I'm happy.
I'm going to laugh, so you don't see me cry.
I'm going to let you go in style.
Even if it kills me
--- I'm going to smile."

"You don't die from a broken heart. You only wish you did."

Funny Break-Up Quotes

"I got the ring. He got the finger."

"Men should be like Kleenex...... soft, strong, and disposable."

"Talk to the hand.... If you have any questions -----> consult my middle finger.

"Forget love. I'd rather fall in chocolate."

"Your heart is my pinata."

"Cancel my subscription because I don't need your issues."

"Love doesn't suck. You suck."

"If you're going through Hell, keep going."

"You! Get off my planet!"

"Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs."

My Stories

The best way to capture your readers is through suspense. At the end, they'll come begging to you for more.


Recently, I've started writing fanfiction stories for the anime, Naruto, at fanfiction.net. Currently, I've only written 2 so far. The first one is a romantic/humor called "To Hell with Manners". Presently, I've only written 3 chapters for this. Admittingly, the third chapter was half-hearted. The first chapter was based on one of those rare moments when I was very enthusiastic and had creativity flowing through my veins. I wrote the second chapter the next day, so they're somewhat close in atmosphere and writing style However, I wrote the third chapter weeks later, where I felt more obligated than interested in continuing.
I am unsure if I'm going to continue this story or not.

My second story is "Back In My Life", a romantic bordering on romantic/drama or romantic/suspense. I find this one much easier to write. I don't have to hold an overly-enthusiastic view of life the entire time. The descriptive writing styles of poetry, where the words flow along the paper, suit me more than that of the humorous tones of witty jokes and entertaining incidents. I am quite good at creating suspense, where the readers' faces are inches away from the screen, eagerly awaiting what's to happen next. I am quite content with this one.
Presently, there are 2 chapters out, each with their own amount of suspense. The feedback I've obtained from the reviews are quite promising, being positive and helpful. With the story traffic being over 300 in the first 2 days, and with many favorites/alerts, my ego has taken a large boost, as well as my encouragement and movivation.
I wish to continue writing "Back In My Life".

I'm typing this because the fanfiction login page won't appear, stating:

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Sorry, the page you were looking for could not be found.

Tips to find what you’re looking for:

• Make sure the website address you entered is correct and doesn't contain a typo.
• Go to AVG Search Homepage to easily find web pages, images, videos and more.

Understandably, this pisses me off. It's been doing that for hours, and I have a private message to respond to, not to mention, I need to check my traffic stats. I know it's not a computer problem due to the fact that it fails to cooperate on both the house computer and my laptop. I have access to everything else, mangafox, gmail, facebook, deviantart. It's just this. I can even go on to fanfiction.net. I can read stories and move about, but when I try to access the login page, I'm denied. The home page says nothing about the network being down due to construction or updates, so I really have no idea why this is happening.

Well, if fanfiction wants to retain its many users, I'm sure they'll have this fixed in no time.

Quotes Revived

"If a rose represents love, then why does it always die?"

"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity."

"Dear Homework,
         I hate you so much."

"The following statement is true. The previous statement is false."

"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three."

"Some people say, 'If you can't beat them, join them.'
I say, 'If you can't beat them, beat them,' because they will be expecting you to join them, so you have the element of surprise."

"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right."

"It's not cheating unless you get caught."

"Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them."

"If you can't get someone out of your head, then maybe they're suppose to be there."

"You cry, I cry...... You laugh, I laugh........ You jump off a bridge, I laugh even harder!"

"I ran into my ex today........ Put it in reverse and did it again!"

"You're just jealous because I act retarded and people still love me."

"If you love something, let it go.  If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it."

"Friends will always be like: 'You deserve better.'
True friends will be prank-calling him, saying: 'You will die in seven days.'"

"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."

"Roses are red, violets are blue- if I had a brick, I'd throw it at you! "

"Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Laugh hysterically for no apparent reason and they leave you alone."

"Everyone wants happiness, no one wants pain,
But you can't make a rainbow without any rain."