Sunday, January 29, 2012

Birthday

As of last Monday, January 23, I turned one year older. Yay me!
One small step toward death. One giant leap toward taxes. I can't wait. T_T

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Stuff #1

I hate dreaming about a better reality, but still knowing that it's just a dream.

"True friends stab you in the front."

"I'm going to smile, and make you think I'm happy.
I'm going to laugh, so you don't see me cry.
I'm going to let you go in style.
Even if it kills me
--- I'm going to smile."

"You don't die from a broken heart. You only wish you did."

Funny Break-Up Quotes

"I got the ring. He got the finger."

"Men should be like Kleenex...... soft, strong, and disposable."

"Talk to the hand.... If you have any questions -----> consult my middle finger.

"Forget love. I'd rather fall in chocolate."

"Your heart is my pinata."

"Cancel my subscription because I don't need your issues."

"Love doesn't suck. You suck."

"If you're going through Hell, keep going."

"You! Get off my planet!"

"Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs."

Monday, January 9, 2012

My Stories

The best way to capture your readers is through suspense. At the end, they'll come begging to you for more.


Recently, I've started writing fanfiction stories for the anime, Naruto, at fanfiction.net. Currently, I've only written 2 so far. The first one is a romantic/humor called "To Hell with Manners". Presently, I've only written 3 chapters for this. Admittingly, the third chapter was half-hearted. The first chapter was based on one of those rare moments when I was very enthusiastic and had creativity flowing through my veins. I wrote the second chapter the next day, so they're somewhat close in atmosphere and writing style However, I wrote the third chapter weeks later, where I felt more obligated than interested in continuing.
I am unsure if I'm going to continue this story or not.

My second story is "Back In My Life", a romantic bordering on romantic/drama or romantic/suspense. I find this one much easier to write. I don't have to hold an overly-enthusiastic view of life the entire time. The descriptive writing styles of poetry, where the words flow along the paper, suit me more than that of the humorous tones of witty jokes and entertaining incidents. I am quite good at creating suspense, where the readers' faces are inches away from the screen, eagerly awaiting what's to happen next. I am quite content with this one.
Presently, there are 2 chapters out, each with their own amount of suspense. The feedback I've obtained from the reviews are quite promising, being positive and helpful. With the story traffic being over 300 in the first 2 days, and with many favorites/alerts, my ego has taken a large boost, as well as my encouragement and movivation.
I wish to continue writing "Back In My Life".

I'm typing this because the fanfiction login page won't appear, stating:

Oops! Page Not Found

Sorry, the page you were looking for could not be found.

Tips to find what you’re looking for:

  • Make sure the website address you entered is correct and doesn't contain a typo.
  • Go to AVG Search Homepage to easily find web pages, images, videos and more.

Understandably, this pisses me off. It's been doing that for hours, and I have a private message to respond to, not to mention, I need to check my traffic stats. I know it's not a computer problem due to the fact that it fails to cooperate on both the house computer and my laptop. I have access to everything else, mangafox, gmail, facebook, deviantart. It's just this. I can even go on to fanfiction.net. I can read stories and move about, but when I try to access the login page, I'm denied. The home page says nothing about the network being down due to construction or updates, so I really have no idea why this is happening.

Well, if fanfiction wants to retain its many users, I'm sure they'll have this fixed in no time.

Monday, January 2, 2012

Quotes Revived

"If a rose represents love, then why does it always die?"

"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity."

"Dear Homework,
         I hate you so much."

"The following statement is true. The previous statement is false."

"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three."

"Some people say, 'If you can't beat them, join them.'
I say, 'If you can't beat them, beat them,' because they will be expecting you to join them, so you have the element of surprise."

"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right."

"It's not cheating unless you get caught."

"Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them."

"If you can't get someone out of your head, then maybe they're suppose to be there."

"You cry, I cry...... You laugh, I laugh........ You jump off a bridge, I laugh even harder!"

"I ran into my ex today........ Put it in reverse and did it again!"

"You're just jealous because I act retarded and people still love me."

"If you love something, let it go.  If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it."

"Friends will always be like: 'You deserve better.'
True friends will be prank-calling him, saying: 'You will die in seven days.'"

"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."

"Roses are red, violets are blue- if I had a brick, I'd throw it at you! :rose:"

"Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Laugh hysterically for no apparent reason and they leave you alone."

"Everyone wants happiness, no one wants pain,
But you can't make a rainbow without any rain."