"I got the ring. He got the finger."
"Men should be like Kleenex...... soft, strong, and disposable."
"Talk to the hand.... If you have any questions -----> consult my middle finger.
"Forget love. I'd rather fall in chocolate."
"Your heart is my pinata."
"Cancel my subscription because I don't need your issues."
"Love doesn't suck. You suck."
"If you're going through Hell, keep going."
"You! Get off my planet!"
"Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs."
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